OMFG! Must see this faux-trailer turned feature-length film! Complete with handlebar-mounted gatling gun, no less!
A short list of the elements we like thus far (eye-candy FTW!):
1. Jessica Alba in her underwear.
2. Handle-bar mounted gatling gun.
3. The return of Don Johnson.
4. Tequila, poured from a glass bottle shaped like a handgun.
5. The C.I.A.-F.B.I.-D.E.A backstory. WTF?
6. Danny Trejo, as the namesake, dropping the machete on an unfortunate sniper.
7. Low riders with rocket launchers.
8. Cheech Martin, a reformed priest with the silhouette of a cross on his check. And one shotgun for each hand.
9. The inclusion of Jeff Fahey, a.k.a. Frank Lapidus of Lost-fame.
10. Befitting of its title, the abundance of knives, points and assorted throwing weapons.
Projected street date: September 3, 2010!
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